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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:11 AM // 03:11   #1
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:14 AM // 03:14   #2
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*smashes chris_nin00 randomly over the head with a bar stool*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:14 AM // 03:14   #3
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*looks over at the guy that just sat down and rests hand on revolver*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #4
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*Gets back up and hugs Avari*
*Drinks tequila*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:16 AM // 03:16   #5
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*shoots the tequila shot glass just as it reachs his mouth*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:17 AM // 03:17   #6
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*Looks at Lil dude*
*Bring out throwing knife and throws it towards Lil dude* Slo-mo time.
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:20 AM // 03:20   #7
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*grabs the knife and turns it around using my time freeze powers, thus causing it to go back to chris*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:29 AM // 03:29   #8
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Dances while standing on a table
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #9
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*Stops time then goes for Alura*
Alura!!! Where the hell have you been?!?!?
*Shakes hand*
Excuse me...
*Goes Back to where he was standing*
*Knife strays by the ear*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #10
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*while chris was talking i placed a kiwi sized bomb at the place of where his stomach is, when he time warped, thus causing it to reappear inside his belly*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #11
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*Bathroom Break!!!*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:36 AM // 03:36   #12
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*sits down unsheaths master sword and takes out shield*
*orders a tequila*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:36 AM // 03:36   #13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kg_lildude1
*while chris was talking i placed a kiwi sized bomb at the place of where his stomach is, when he time warped, thus causing it to reappear inside his belly*
----- ----- ---
*Chris goes to sleep* Permanently...
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:54 AM // 03:54   #14
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*pause time*
goes over to chris removes bomb inserts in kg's nose
Big project at work no time to post I'm back now though
Places heavy object over link steals his drink then returns to table
*unpause time*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:58 AM // 03:58   #15
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*Orders a beer... and passes out before the confused bartender can hand it to him*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 04:01 AM // 04:01   #16
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points to new avatar and smiles then procedes to dress nightrunner in drag and make him hold a sign saying I'm a pretty princess
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #17
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gets ready a crowbar for smashing either lildude or naprius whoever that comes first.....
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 04:17 AM // 04:17   #18
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*pretends to be a lamp by placing shade over head and standing very still*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 04:18 AM // 04:18   #19
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*lifts heavy object of his head and stabs alura in th stomach*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 04:19 AM // 04:19   #20
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dodges sword barely and asks link if those tights come in mens sizes as well (just a joke)
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